MYOB

Fatty mama tried to convince the class to boycott Starbucks and Macd’s.

She went on and on about how they were sending funds to supply the artillery, yadiyadiya.

This is when I laughed.

She said:

“Every time you put a fry or a burger into your mouth, their blood is in your mouth. Every time you sip your Starbuck drinks, you are drinking their blood.”

I think it’s just best to be ignorant and laugh.

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Hiccup

Would you like to buy my balls?

Coloured ping pong balls, mind you.

I apologize for my vulgarity

but I seriously can’t stop laughing now.