My mum just told me that she read a newspaper article which said that
if you face the fan, your face will go one side up, one side down.
She literally said that.
You believe in that kind of crap?
You believe whatever the newspaper says?
Fish, I might as well come up with something like
If you put food into your rectum, you will literally talk shit
and I bet she would believe it.
I should create a nabs blog.