Polo

28 02 2009

Hey you, little tennis balls.

You make up my whole world.

Often it’s hard to find you

but my nose will eventually

lead me back to you.





Attempt

19 02 2009

Feb 23 – 26: PMG101 Fun Fair

Feb 27: PSY203 Presentation

March 2: PMG101 Behavioural Change Ass

March 13: PSY212 Tutoring Ass

March 16: PMG101 Group Ass

March 23 – April 3: PSY212 Game Demonstration

March 30: PSY202 Group Ass

April 4: Research Colloqium

April 9: PMG101 Presentation

April 10: PSY204 Group Ass

April 16 – 25: Finals

I am SO billabonging.





Delaying Teen Pregnancy Essay

19 02 2009

It’s harder than it looks!

Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real…nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers. You cannot use any word twice and you can’t use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name : Ming

2. A four Letter Word : Mock

3. A boy’s Name : Matthew

4. A girl’s Name : Megan

5. An occupation : Mechanic

6. A color : Magenta

7. Something you’ll wear : Mascara

9. A food : Mashed Potato

10. Something found in the bathroom: Moisturizer

11. A place : Mansion

12. A reason for being late : Mingling with friends

13. Something you’d shout : MILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

14. A movie title : Meet Joe Black

15. Something you drink : Mocha Frappucino

16. A musical group : Mew!!!

17. An animal : Mongoose

18. A road name : Maarof

19. A type of car : Maserati

20. The title of a song : Midnight Coward by Stars





Try not to laugh at the expense of other’s sorrow

18 02 2009

Freaking funnehhhhh!!

China women. Tsk tsk. What did you expect? They consistently fit my schema. (Hey, Hong Kong is part of China, so she is a China citizen technically.)

That was one hell of a BF. *Applause*

Thank you for reinforcing my perception of China women, o-woman-who-missed-the-flight.





Poppy cock

16 02 2009

Clicked my heels.

Climbed down the beanstalk.

Flew away in your armchair.

Utterly useless.

Completely disposable.

Gorged down the gingerhumptycandycottage.

The neurotransmitter operation shuts down.

Finally. Peace.





13 02 2009

I feel like billabonging.

It beats emoleelonging anytime.





8 02 2009

Tell me truthfully, are the clouds white?





5 02 2009

I was wrong about you.

Similarity is killing me.





4 02 2009

I am so glad I am done with you.